July 5th, 2011
Wow check out this trailer, the special effects will blow your mind! Is that the dude from the A-Team hahahah? This film was made in Hong Kong in 1980 by Godfrey Ho, and not released until 1988 (can’t imagine why). It seems well worth a Saturday matinee viewing doesn’t it?
July 4th, 2011
Happy 4th of July you patriots! Go blow some shit up!
June 28th, 2011
It rains a lot in Portland during the winter so we tend to watch alot of films! Netflix has really helped this film addiction, and my good buddy JT hipped me to this awesome Korean western. If I learned one thing from this, a decent spaghetti western doesn’t really have to make any sense at all…this movie is a total mess, but it still somehow manages to entertain front to end. Don’t try to follow what is going on, just enjoy the rowdy weird ride.
March 9th, 2009
Police have released this video of the elusive Turtle Shoe Rapist after he was captured for an extended period of time molesting a young hiker who got lost in the woods. He was identified by his signature “victory call of the wild” he emits while performing his insidious acts. While the TSR is extremely horny, he is not very fast, so you should be able to avoid an encounter like this one. If you spot him…please call the police immediately.
December 31st, 2008
So there has been a bit of talk over there in the great cold land of Russia about how we here in the US are headed down the path of civil war and toward a seemingly similar fate suffered there in the largest nation on Earth. Here is a link to the story provided to me by the Laughing Daddy himself who them proclaimed himself to be leading the charge to form our new Republic of Cascadia up here in the Northwest. It does sound pretty sweet, as we will have our own Sasquatch militia which sounds pretty formidable in theory doesn’t it?
I think this asshat may end up disappointed when his absurdist propaganda doesn’t quite pan out as predicted. While I’m not even entirely against the idea of distancing myself from many of the wackos of this great land of ours, you can take that map of yours that shows China ruling the Northwest, and bury it right up your frosty snow hole. This isn’t Russia pal, as much infighting as we have over here…we are still united as a majority in the end. We’ve made mistakes, however in case you didn’t notice, we (unlike Russia) are correcting our own mistakes, and have rallied to elect a leader we feel will bring about positive change. I’ve heard rumors you will be getting your KGB “president” back soon eh? Good luck with that.
November 19th, 2008
Continuing on with our chicken themed posting, if you’ve read Watership Down you might think rabbits are pretty bad ass. However there’s a new sheriff in town y’all, and he’s got a posse of one, and he’s packin’ beak. We don’t tolerate none of that there horseplay in our yard.
November 8th, 2008
Start your day with a fresh egg!
October 20th, 2008
C’mon folks check out these amazing pumpkin carvings for Halloween. You better work on your chops or you will be seriously left behind! This great site has a nice tutorial with examples of the tools used and the methods involved in creating a great carve. There are some seriously mind blowing examples!
Villafane Studios- Pumpkin Gallery