Wearable towel. Sounds pretty harmless, right? Strange, maybe, but probably just some kinda towel with velcro or something…….Oh no, it’s much finer than that. Get the one offered at Hammacher Schlemmer and you will be all set to impress the ladies by the pool. See someone you’d like to hook up with? Show ‘em the goods!

Hammacher Schlemmer: Hey Ladies!

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