Fat White Man Seeks Coffee…and some dude “IAN”

Can anyone help this poor fat white man? Stuck in the lobby of a coffeeless hotel, his computer slowly losing power, no outlet in sight? All while apparently coming down off a possible three day cocaine binge? If this Ian fella would just show up everything would no doubt be cool…can you not feel the pain of this fucktard’s poor assistant.

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