Homotrooper will restore order to the homoverse!

Check out this damn great toy from the mad minds of Suckadelic, he’s pink and follows orders. A real sweet twist on the old stormtrooper…painting him pink and all. The copy says it all:

“The fruity pink HOMOTROOPER is always on the march, kicking “Family Values” fuckheads right where it hurts!”.

We also really dig the Just Another Bitch toy…classic.

Gay Empire Homotrooper

Suckadelic: Gay Empire

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“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”

Now the great and ancient Cthulhu can sleep beside you every night! This first run toy from Toy Vault is based on the popular H.P. Lovecraft being, and is really pretty cuddly for such a mighty and often terrifying character.

Toy Vault: Cthulhu Plush

Toy Vault: Cthulhu Plush

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Shimajiro Toilet Training! Now you be PANTS MAN too!

The Japanese are undeniably the kings of cuteness…I mean c’mon take this video created to assist you in toilet training your crotch goblin…the poop song is really a highlight, and everyone wants to be pants man! Thanks to Ben for this…hopefully it worked out for you? You are now…Pants Man? Yes? I am too!

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So you think you’re a tough guy?

This is a shot from an amazing series of photographs from Nigeria, by photojournalist Pieter Hugo. Pieter spent time with a traveling band of performers who have hyenas, baboons and snakes for pets, and as part of their act (the part where they distract you with their cool animals as they rob you). If you see this particular gentleman (Dambe fighter) in an ally, or anywhere, I’d suggest you drop your gaze and walk away…quickly. you can actually purchase some of the beautiful photos from the series here.

Dambe Fighter

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Guess What? chicken BUTTTTT!

Guess Why? Chiken Thigh! Sometimes it’s hard to resist a stupid t-shirt, and you know what? The internet is FULL of stupid t-shirts….fact. Here is one that is truly stupid, yet clever at the same time.

Chicken Butt T-shirt

Chicken Butt T-shirt

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Lions vs. Hyenas Music montage

It’s on in the wild, check out this short attention span remix of the Lions vs. Hyenas National Geographic special. The lioness and Hyenas are pretty evenly matched, but towards the end the King decides enough is enough, comes in and takes names and delivers death…Man they are bad ass.

Here are links to the full series minus the music:
Lions vs. Hyenas Part 1
Lions vs. Hyenas Part 2

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Great picture: Trophy Squirrel!

I am not sure who created this, but it’s pretty great. I thought originally these Joe’s were pretty tough taking down a squirrell like that…then i saw this picture and realized they just stumbled upon the corpse and claimed it as their own…

Trophy Squirrel Funny Picture!

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Dewey on God

What can you do when an young kid turns your own logic upside down forcing you to question your beliefs? Roll your eyes i guess, like the poor poor Sunday school teacher here, confronted with the mighty mind of tiny Dewey.

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Simpson’s Evolution intro!

I’ve stopped watching the Simpsons for many years now…It’s still one of the greatest shows of our time no denying, I just think other shows came along like Southpark etc that diverted my limited tv time. Every now and again they still knock me dead with something really cool though, check out this little twist to the intro.

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DEVO Limited Edition QEE-VO Toy

All I have to say is IT’S ABOUT TIME! How come I didn’t think of this, a Devo “toy”…How great is that, it even comes with a removable rubber Booji boy mask. Hmm you think these will sell out? YES! Get over to Club Devo for more information…You can’t get one yet, but you might tide yourself over with one of these Devo License Plate Frames

DEVO Limited Edition QEE-VO Toy

DEVO Limited Edition QEE-VO Toy

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