Border Collie Pumpkin Massacre!

Watch your hands as Dixie demonstrates the destructive powers of a cattle dog.

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Bill Maher- The Decider

Check out this new special with Bill Maher performing live in Boston. Good stuff delivered with Bill’s usual sharp edged wit and venom. Bush a 5th grader? Hmm that might be giving him too much credit Bill, I wonder what that says about the professors that passed him at Yale and Harvard….how did that happen? Is he really an evil genius masquerading as a barley articulate bumbling cowboy with zero social skills from Texas via Connecticut in order to dupe Fox news viewers into blindly cheerleading this nation down the road to total retardation?

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Fear the Gay Chicken- No love for the homo pollo?

Why you so afraid of the gay chicken? He’s got love, just like you…so much love in fact he wants to share some with you, so he spent $14 on a domain name, $9 a month for hosting, god knows how much on super high end web production (actually he just got his cousin to do it for free), just to show you his bad self. How can you deny him just a small peek.

Fear the Gay Chicken

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Read a book! It’s educational…motherfucker

Repeat after me-
“Your body needs water so drink that shit!”
“Your body needs water so drink that shit!”
“Your body needs water so drink that shit!”
“Your body needs water so drink that shit!”
“Your body needs water so drink that shit!”

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Russian Ninjas- Parkour in Latvia

Apparently they don’t have television in Russia, lots of time and energy to run around climbing buildings and jumping around. It’s really some amazing stuff, obviously a copycat from some of the other French Parkour stuff, but these guys got moves of their own for sure, and are one bad ass Ninja clan from the North.

Russian Ninjas-

Here is the opening chase scene from the great French film district 13-

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“Thriller” – Best video concept ever

How is it you get a prison yard full of convicts to do (a fairly decent) re-enactment of Michael Jackson’s Thriller? I suppose they don’t have the kind of torture regulations in the Philippines as we do here in the USA. Our loss in this instance. Tip of the banana to linkmaster Ben for this one.

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Beans! Squish those annoying little bitches!

Yo Beanhaters! Check out this more than slightly amusing flash game involving some whiny screaming beans…and your super powered bean squishing finger.

Beans

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Godzilla Numa Numa- Have a Monster Friday!

Relive the quality high end effects mastery of Godzilla set to some god awful Japanese pop music in this nice montage of Godzilla old style. We’ve collected a few other Godzilla clips to give you a good fix of our old favorite.

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Godzilla (gojira) vs Gigan-

Bambi meets Godzilla-

Godzilla- Blue Oyster Cult

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Dodge the poopy butt! Japanese video game…of course

The Japanese have a much more comfortable relationship with their poop than most cultures…I will refrain from search for more examples and simply offer this hilarious flash video game as conclusive evidence…

poop video game

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Medicinal Marijuana? Bullshit!

I was sad to learn Doug had dropped out of the presidential race as a Libertarian candidate. I mean I understand why…but it is always fun when someone with a brain gets a bug up their ass to TRY and do something to bring attention to the absurdity of our political system. I bought a t-shirt Doug, and I will continue to wear it with pride as a reminder of your attempt. Doug has a real gift for navigating bullshit and presenting the truth in a way that makes us laugh…case in point.

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