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Your farts have been looking for a way to help themselves feel more…useful. Sure they are good for a laugh, and can really spice up a first date, but let’s face it, it is not easy being simply a comedian. We need to have meaning from life, and to feel like we have a place in this universe. I wonder what the hell this guy eats to make his innards so damn flammable. Why get up from the chair to light that candle when you could use the ass gas fire remote?

You can think of endless titles for this video clip…all I can say is it’s about god damn time, and I can’t believe it took this long…Pauly Shore, meet the floor.

I’m pretty sure Fox News is porn for most dipshits who watch it, but here is a nice little clip that splices together racy clips all shown on Fox News. This clip was BANNED from Digg apparently because it contained “Adult Content”…and you also have to pass through the Youtube age check to watch it. This being said it is entirely composed of clips taken from every day Fox Newscasts. That is just damn funny I say, Fox News is too dirty for the Internet…who woulda thunkit.

FoxNewsPorn- Official Website, get out your credit card!

How about some brand new ones to teach the young uns? Here is a fantastic new blog which will offer all sorts of new fresh stereotypes to add to your arsenal. Get ready to drop knowledge on your friends like this gem-

Black People Can Extinguish A Fire Just by Dissing It
During the great Chicago fire of 1871, it took nearly 100 men implying the inferno’s mother was promiscuous to smother the blaze

New Stereotypes- Website

A tasty banana for Ben for this informative link…

That’s about the best word I can think of to describe this…Rumor has it this is Miss Douglas Arizona. Apparently the judges are all 100% tone deaf in that area of the country. Thanks to Jimbo for this wonderful listening experience.

The original Spiderman was from Turkey, and he was evil. So evil he endorsed torture, and not that pussy waterboarding torture which is all the rage in the US, but the real deal involving rodents and your face. There is a new Spiderman in town however…he’s fat, has a mustache and apparently comes in the form of a parody of Italian cinema? Who will win this epic cultural battle between good and evil? Only you can decide-

Turkish Spiderman-

Italian Spiderman-

Ah the one thing I probably miss most about not having HBO is the Larry David show. Check out this hilarious clip in which Larry is the victim of a racial attack by a skinhead…and of course he totally botches the situation in the usual Larry David way after getting a bit of classic advice from his buddy Leon (who is eating some Baked Lays?).

It’s not as easy as it seems to pull off a good parody band, but these guys really go the extra scatological mile here to defile the greatest pop rock band of all time. Hats off to the Dung Beatles, and their catchy rendition of “Shiel Eet Dich” which is sure to be a classic rock radio favorite. Thanks to Jim for this intellectually de-stimulating musical odor.

About The Dung Beatles (Lifted from Myspace site)-

The plumbing was set into the foundation of pop music’s greatest scatological group on July 6, 1957, when aspiring janitor, Paul McFartney stumbled upon a local band, the Dungquarrymen, at an Ace Hardware fete in Stoolton. After striking up a conversation with rhythm guitarist John, he realized that they both shared a mutual interest in whether Eddie Cohran’s farts smelled worse than Gene Vincent’s.

From Meat to Poo-

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Dung Beatles- Official Site
Dung Beatles- Myspace