Slowest fucking news day ever?
This has to be one of the most retarded “news” reports I’ve ever seen…and I’ve seen quite a few. Watch this EXCLUSIVE, OUR CAMERAS ONLY, story of a pathetic drunk, who sounds quite a bit like Pedro from Napolean Dynamite, as he decides for some reason to play Santa Claus and climb down a chimney. He then rather bravely faces the wrath of the chimney owner…taking a few bottles to the face. This is some damn funny classic TV entertainment, but I wouldn’t call it “news”. The over enthusiastic eager beaver “news” reporter is almost as funny as the drunk dufus.

