How do you expect 12 ounces of sausage to feed 600 pounds of men? Please won’t you bring back the 16 ounce tube of animal snouts, dicks, and intestines deliciously spiced for the southern man’s demanding palette? Gad damn marketing pussies need their asses kicked. Thanks to the dude for this choice patty.

That is priceless. There is a plump Dutch girl in Texas that is starving and Jimmy Dean had better do something about it.