Suitcase Dwarves Fleece the Swedes
First off this is NOT an article from the Onion although it certainly falls well within the realm of something you might see there. Dwarves have been reportedly hiding in suitcases to gain entry to Swedish long distance luggage holds (of the absurdly named coach bus line “Swebus”). There is so much awesome in this story, I’m not sure it can all fit into one small suitcase…I am not sure why the author of this report chose to end it with some unrelated facts they obviously found on Dwarfipedia…
The Artemis Fowl book series by Irish fiction author Eoin Colfer has a character called Mulch Diggums, a kleptomaniac dwarf. Read full story…
