Zombies our greatest threat
Check out this breaking press conference coming to you directly from the lawn of the White House, where President Bush has spent an estimated 75% of his presidency. The newest and most grave threat to our children is not Terrorists, but Zombies! One could probably argue to the similarities between these two good folks hating tribes. Bush declares they should be eating more US beef, it’s good for ‘em, they’d like it, disregarding the fact that Zombies mostly crave brains. It’s time for a new President, can Obama stop these brain eating slow pokes? Hell McCain might actually be one?

