He climbs poles for a living in Vegas, what can I say? It’s a hazardous business, you might fall, you might get ripped off while yer up the pole…and then there is the cops, they seem to frown on that sorta thing, especially when you’re fucking loaded man…It’s when you’re loaded that you may mistakenly think you have super powers that go beyond the ability to climb the pole. Little pole man, we at Pork Banana salute you, you are a credit to the entertainment community.

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