I’ll bet it fits just as well up his tight god fearing hiney hoo hoo? Maybe that proves it IS God’s fruit? If so does that discriminate against all the other fruits (pinapple ain’t goin up the exit door, not without a crisis of sort), as my friend Ben so poignantly points out with this real world example:
“Does this argument mean that a pineapple proves that god doesn’t exist? cuz those things are a motherfucker to eat, unlike bananas, and like all things evil, WAY better tasting than the devout banana.”
Please note that the nice man sitting to the right of our hero is former teen idol Kirk Cameron. He has been reduced to peeling bananas for Jesus.
Jimbo,
Is that REALLY a “reduction”? From Teen Idol down to peeler of the Lord’s Fruit? This IS the Lord’s FAVORITE fruit…I’d say they might be neck and neck. chicken neck and neck that is.
it gets worse. apparently peanut butter can also be used to prove god and jesus and the bible. i dont know if it makes a difference whether it be the creamy or chunky, but in His wisdom i’m sure He chose extra chunky because it is delicious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&eurl
didn’t elvis eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches?