Wearable towel. Sounds pretty harmless, right? Strange, maybe, but probably just some kinda towel with velcro or something…….Oh no, it’s much finer than that. Get the one offered at Hammacher Schlemmer and you will be all set to impress the ladies by the pool. See someone you’d like to hook up with? Show ‘em the goods!
Hammacher Schlemmer: Hey Ladies!
Nothing like a little Donkey Punch to add some zip to your step. If you are wondering what flavor Donkey Punch is…it’s RED flavor baby. Pick up one of these fine T-shirts, and maybe a Cleveland Steamer one as well…for tomorrow night. Really impress the ladies.
Rad Rowdies Vintage T’s: Donkey Punch
Aww man this is pretty kick ass. Show up at that next board meeting sporting this, and no one will dare challenge your presentation on the merits of FREE snacks! GRRRRRR!
Gloomy Bear Plush Arm
Guess Why? Chiken Thigh! Sometimes it’s hard to resist a stupid t-shirt, and you know what? The internet is FULL of stupid t-shirts….fact. Here is one that is truly stupid, yet clever at the same time.
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