Best video of the day…
Thunder of Gigantic Serpent!
July 5th, 2011
Wow check out this trailer, the special effects will blow your mind! Is that the dude from the A-Team hahahah? This film was made in Hong Kong in 1980 by Godfrey Ho, and not released until 1988 (can’t imagine why). It seems well worth a Saturday matinee viewing doesn’t it?
Ever Wonder What it Feels Like to be a Bottle Rocket?
July 4th, 2011
Happy 4th of July you patriots! Go blow some shit up!
The Good, the Bad, and the Weird
June 28th, 2011
It rains a lot in Portland during the winter so we tend to watch alot of films! Netflix has really helped this film addiction, and my good buddy JT hipped me to this awesome Korean western. If I learned one thing from this, a decent spaghetti western doesn’t really have to make any sense at all…this movie is a total mess, but it still somehow manages to entertain front to end. Don’t try to follow what is going on, just enjoy the rowdy weird ride.
Turtle Shoe Rapist
March 9th, 2009
Police have released this video of the elusive Turtle Shoe Rapist after he was captured for an extended period of time molesting a young hiker who got lost in the woods. He was identified by his signature “victory call of the wild” he emits while performing his insidious acts. While the TSR is extremely horny, he is not very fast, so you should be able to avoid an encounter like this one. If you spot him…please call the police immediately.
Let’s get high with the Lemurs
July 29th, 2008
We all like to get high now and again right? Well this has to be one of the weirdest methods I’ve ever seen…The Lemurs and the giant gross bug.
I can break these cuffs!
July 26th, 2008
He climbs poles for a living in Vegas, what can I say? It’s a hazardous business, you might fall, you might get ripped off while yer up the pole…and then there is the cops, they seem to frown on that sorta thing, especially when you’re fucking loaded man…It’s when you’re loaded that you may mistakenly think you have super powers that go beyond the ability to climb the pole. Little pole man, we at Pork Banana salute you, you are a credit to the entertainment community.
George…
June 23rd, 2008
I remember the first time I heard the infamous 7 words you can’t say on radio and tv. I was in elementary school and my best buddy Lee had invited me over to listen to comedy albums. We often spent time listening to Richard Pryor, Steve Martin, Cheech & Chong, and other popular 70’s comedy. We had to share headphones when we put on the Carlin so as not to alert the adults as we imbibed the filthy language. Much more than a comedian…or perhaps just the perfect embodiment of what a comedian should be, sharp wit, cultural and political discourse, and not afraid to step over the line into danger. George…I miss you already.
The 7 Words…
Man busted wearing diaper full of heroin
June 14th, 2008
I swear I need to make a section for this site “No this really isn’t a story from the Onion”. Sounds like a good name for a punk rock song…
link- Heroin Diaper