One of the best things about the era of youtube is the rampant surrealism…that may be a bit overstated, but you sure can find some bizarre random stuff on there just by spinning the wheel. The description simply reads “Watch and Learn”. Web 2.0 means you too can join the ranks of great surrealist artists without even knowing it!

Chicken In My Pants:

Beware of the Chicken Police:

This blog has really deteriorated into a total shock value potty humor funfest hasn’t it? check out this idiot who gets just a bit too close to the big cat pen at the zoo. I believe the correct DORK term is this gentleman gets properly PWN’D. It’s not like you can in any way fault the tiger, it’s not often you get the opportunity to stream some refreshing revenge. *note the owner of the video has disabled the embedding feature, just click on the video and it will send you to youtube directly where you can watch it*

Brutal Tiger Attack:

Here is another good tiger one: Tiger attacks elephant rider!

I’m not sure the exact rules of this game, but i’ll harbor a guess it goes something like this. Answer the question wrong and you get an exceptionally smelly man ass to the face. The Japanese have a unique sense of entertainment, and really continually push the boundaries with their tradition of extreme gameshows. This one even gives that scene from Borat a run for it’s money as…horrifying. I’m honestly not sure what prize could possibly be worth this possible outcome. Taking this up another notch on the disturbo-meter is the seeming retardation of the contestant? A peeled banana to TonyTenspeed for this fabulous video.

This is infinitely better with the sound turned off, however either way you will be possibly entertained. I especially like the high quality lush background elements (are they being held in Ukrainian prison and forced to perform?). These two are either the poster children for mandatory abortions, or two very cute lads, depending on whether or not your glass is half full, mine is empty and requires coffee to get through this whole video.

I’m just going to steal the description right off the website…as it sums it up pretty well.

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That’s right a woman OF a big chest reading a book. There are a few things true about the headline for this video, pretty sure reading is not one of them. She gets bored of “reading” pretty soon and starts searching dreamily for something to do with those head sized melons. Perhaps she is dreaming about her upcoming algeBRA test? She finally settles on testing their swing velocity vs. the distance above the book. It’s pretty hilarious to see what the pornographers will try to pass off on youtube, check out the “cooking” series below as well, I’m going to get some chocolate milk, and a salad.

How to make ranch dressing
How to make chocolate milk

This is a way to fool people into being afraid of that fierce wiener dog just waiting to tear off someones ankle. The mat is made of a natural coconut fiber to clean the dirt from the boots of those allowed to enter your domain.

Beware of the Dog: Really BIG dog

The best television is on Public Access…it’s no secret! Here is a gem from Vagina Power starring Alexyss Tylor. Watch as Alexyss tells it how the fuck it is…tell it to the mountain sister. she does her best to embarrass Mama. It’s safe to say Alexyss is carrying around some baggage, however she has focused this energy into quite an entertaining television vehicle.

Vagina Power and Penis Power:

Alexyss K. Tylor Vagina Power - Halloween

More Alexyss info from Mr. Willis:
Myspace Page: Vagina Power
Google Search: Alexyss Tylor

How can you not click on a headline like that…Fortunately this video even delivers the goods. I present the poster child for baggy pants and fast food.

The dynamic duo of K&K have teamed up to combine God and Mime into perhaps one of the most frightening “electrifying” performance art(?) pieces of the century. The pure genius of the concept is mind boggling. Check out this monster truck style intro for their…what in tarnation do you even call this? Tip of the hat to Mr. Waters for this lovely piece.

K&K MIME: Scaring the God right out of you.