Archive for September, 2007

The monkeys don’t want to be monkeys anymore?

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

Damn…dirty apes! This monkey is amused by this short video which points out that we are all monkeys. Destructive, hateful, beautiful, but still monkeys…maybe it’s ok to just be monkeys. Watch out here comes my poop.

Student Tased at John Kerry Speech

Monday, September 17th, 2007

I have a few questions after watching this video besides the obvious one, who the hell cares what John Kerry has to say at this point in the game. This student was obviously intent on disrupting Kerry and getting him to answer some ACTUALLY relevant questions, that many democrats were undoubtably wondering…like “why did you concede victory in 2004″. After being taken down by police he is clearly (somewhat clearly) abused by some police while being removed.

My questions are this-

1. Is it ever necessary to taser someone who is on the ground with 5-6 cops on them? I suppose you can concoct a scenario where that would be necessary, but it appears this guy was tasered for not shutting up, which I find unacceptable.
2. What the fuck is wrong with John Kerry…he stands there cracking jokes during this assault. Nice job asshole.

Kill Yourself it’s Monday!

Monday, September 17th, 2007

Check out this great new game from the demented geniuses Adult Swim! Wander around and see if you can kill yourself at the office using the stapler…the scissors…the great white shark. This is a perfect test run for the real thing.

kill yourself Adult Swim
Adult Swim- Kill Yourself

Mix-A-Lot mashup fun- My anaconda don’t lie

Monday, September 17th, 2007

Here are a couple great YouTube clips that revisit the classic Mix-A-Lot song Baby Got Back, and give it new life. The amateur one is really pretty fun, and it’s great to see people releasing their inner exhibitionist, it’s a good example of why this song was so successful, its humor…and fun ladies shaking their junk!

Baby Got Back (Anime Version)-

Baby Got Back (Amateur Mashup Version)-

VW Terrorist- Should have chosen a Pinto?

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

This is not actually a real VW commercial apparently, but it is a pretty funny spoof, using a not so funny phenomenon. Yeah yeah yeah it’s in bad taste, not ALL terrorists suicide bombers are Arab Muslim men. However, a good number of them recently have been engaging in this activity, so they ARE fair game for lampooning in my opinion.

Just to show some racial objectivity, here is the Italian version featuring the stereotypical Italian mobster?

Circuit Bending a Nintendo with your host Peter Edwards

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

What do you do when you’ve exhausted every possible game scenario for your Nintendo machine? Well you take it apart and mess with the circuits of course! For some reason I just love to see machines messed with and re purposed for new and stimulating fun. They will be our overlords someday, but for now…bend the bejeesus out of them.

Korean Baseball Rumble- Totally BRUTAL!

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Watch as these Korean baseballers go at it over an errant pitch, trust me you don’t want to be in the middle of this blood sport. It looks like they are playing for keeps.

Bell Jar Bees

Friday, September 14th, 2007

Bell Jar Bees
Wow check out this photo gallery featuring a swarm of bees constructing a hive inside a clear glass jar. The photo series shows it from start to finish, and I’d have to say it is quite fascinating. In case you haven’t heard the bees are fighting for their lives here in the U.S. and scientists are struggling to find the cause. Here is a quote from a recent article in Time magazine.

In late 2006, whole hives of honeybees began dying overnight–victims of an unknown syndrome. Though the die-offs have afflicted nearly a quarter of U.S. beekeeping operations, scientists still aren’t sure what causes them, but they’ve narrowed down the suspects (read more…)

Ball Jar Bees- Photo Gallery
Beepocoalypse Now? Time Magazine

Fargo Yeaaah YEAH ya Yea

Friday, September 14th, 2007

We’ve all seen the F@#$ edit of The Big Lewbowski right? If not do a search for it on youtube, there are about a zillion variations out there. Here is a fun one from Fargo capturing the good old Canadian influenced dialect of Fargo Naaarth Daaakotaaah

Carl Sagan for rednecks!

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Check out this fucking spot on hilarious clip from Family Guy. Every now and again I wonder who watches all that crap on Comedy Central…you know, all the derrrrrrrrr humor they run right after the ground breaking actually funny programs like the Daily Show…they really must just need to cast a wide net I guess. Ah well, here is Peter Griffen obviously lampooning that “Git derrrrr done” dimwit and his horde of brain dead twinkies, along with creationists.