Best holiday in the universe…Don’t try this at home unless you want to scare the bejeesus out of your dog. Now if her head starts spinning and spewing vomit you might want to call an expert. I must say, The Exorcist was one film that scared the crap out of me when i was young. Just the commercial would keep me up most of the night cowering under the covers.

Well once again the Japanese prove they are a dexterous bunch with perhaps way too much time on their hands…and a vast imagination. We’ve all seen Tommy Lee spin his drumsticks areound during one of his upside down ridiculously bitchin’ drum solos. Now you too can twirl like a rockstar…or even better, all while wasting away a perfectly good work day at your desk.

Pen Spinning Tutorial-

This week’s scary link harvest 10/26/07-

It’s creepy, it’s teethy, it’s a god damn nightmarish squid!

via- Boing Boing
Tree of Life- More Squidly Info

The Onion- Halloween Safety Tips

Zombie Walk- Find one at a location near you…die…and join in!

Zombie Rights March Protested by Pirates- Pics

Indestructibles- Create a realistic Vampire Bite…w/o becoming a Vampire

Dude, how BIG is yours- Add 3 inches now!

Dang! Check out this smooth cat as he delivers a behind the back trick pitch, which by the way is a strike, complete with wind up and follow through. The batter can only watch it float by…

A little used piece of non-standard punctuation used to combine a question and exclamation. I’d rather be able to use the elusive french irony mark…that doesn’t show up in my “Character Palette”, just in my character. For now we have to settle for the sarcasm mark. Aren’t we cool~

Interrobang- Wikipedia
Irony Mark- Wikipedia
Sarcasm Mark- Wikipedia

via- Digg

seriously.

Bloody Tampon Ninja

that’s it…nothing else to say.

Wild and reckless, and filled with alcohol. Here is a nice mash up to help you get up and enjoy life. The words of a drunken genius, mixed with the beat of a drunken genius. Simple yet effective. Thnx to KEtogah for the link.

The Grey Squirrel is undoubtedly a successful species when it comes to adapting to humans, especially around here in Portland, they are everywhere. The idea of hunting and shooting one to turn into a “Squirrel Melt” had not occurred to me until seeing this video. What better way to spend a little Mother Son time than to don your best orange wardrobe, head out to the yard, blast a squirrel, and then cook ‘em up. It’s the perfect treat to fill your tummy during the Sunday football game.

Grey Squirrels are apparently a big problem in Britain for Red Squirrels, so, this guy has the solution…yup, eat them.

Nothing like the taste of sheep entrails and spices boiled inside a sheep stomach on a cold blustery day! Check out this delicious butterscotch flavored gummy haggis. It’s sure to be a treat and a conversation starter for any Halloween party no? Groundskeeper Willie swears by it…and over it, and in the general proximity of it.

Perpetual Kid- Gummy Haggis

The best holiday of the year is just around the corner, and to celebrate how about everyone get naked and put on those scary masks, and have a bit of fun! Well anyway…Our good friend, and passionate horror aficionado (among other things) Jason sent this great link to the Cheesecake Monster gallery, featuring photos by Caleb Oglesby. Caleb has taken the two things he loves most…horror and naked ladies, and turned this into a series of sometimes disturbing images. The ladies pose in provocative poses while modeling common Halloween masks, which depending on your tastes will possibly either turn you off towards the female form…or turn you on, and help you discover your true fetish! Perhaps they will just make you laugh out loud like this one of the Burger King man did for me…as if that guy wasn’t creepy enough to begin with. In the end this is fun stuff, and it will be interesting to see how it evolves, so keep mining that vein Caleb, or maybe I should say keep hacking at it with that machete.

Caleb Oglesby- Monster Cheesecake
(Be warned you will see some nudity…and Halloween masks, so if either of those things fracture your senses…don’t click the links)