Best holiday in the universe…Don’t try this at home unless you want to scare the bejeesus out of your dog. Now if her head starts spinning and spewing vomit you might want to call an expert. I must say, The Exorcist was one film that scared the crap out of me when i was young. Just the commercial would keep me up most of the night cowering under the covers.

Dang! Check out this smooth cat as he delivers a behind the back trick pitch, which by the way is a strike, complete with wind up and follow through. The batter can only watch it float by…

seriously.

Bloody Tampon Ninja

that’s it…nothing else to say.

The Grey Squirrel is undoubtedly a successful species when it comes to adapting to humans, especially around here in Portland, they are everywhere. The idea of hunting and shooting one to turn into a “Squirrel Melt” had not occurred to me until seeing this video. What better way to spend a little Mother Son time than to don your best orange wardrobe, head out to the yard, blast a squirrel, and then cook ‘em up. It’s the perfect treat to fill your tummy during the Sunday football game.

Grey Squirrels are apparently a big problem in Britain for Red Squirrels, so, this guy has the solution…yup, eat them.

Nothing like the taste of sheep entrails and spices boiled inside a sheep stomach on a cold blustery day! Check out this delicious butterscotch flavored gummy haggis. It’s sure to be a treat and a conversation starter for any Halloween party no? Groundskeeper Willie swears by it…and over it, and in the general proximity of it.

Perpetual Kid- Gummy Haggis