First off this is NOT an article from the Onion although it certainly falls well within the realm of something you might see there. Dwarves have been reportedly hiding in suitcases to gain entry to Swedish long distance luggage holds (of the absurdly named coach bus line “Swebus”). There is so much awesome in this story, I’m not sure it can all fit into one small suitcase…I am not sure why the author of this report chose to end it with some unrelated facts they obviously found on Dwarfipedia…

The Artemis Fowl book series by Irish fiction author Eoin Colfer has a character called Mulch Diggums, a kleptomaniac dwarf. Read full story…

The aftermath of a $20,000 party in Melbourne, broken car windows, naked youths running the streets, and one unrepentant party boy who looks like he tripped and fell out of an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog. Watch as the equally pathetic “news”caster struggles in vain to get him to remove his sunglasses and offer a heartfelt breakdown apology for her audience…I got news for you sweetheart, you’re ten times more retarded than this kid…it’s your “story”. Long live Jeff Spicoli.

Here we have the latest evolution in the wild west world of online porn. FREE HOOKERS! that’s right, well of course nothing is free, the cost is you have to show your big fat hairy hooker loving ass to every tech savvy porn surfing “customer” of the Prague brother Big Sister website. It’s really a small price to pay, and honestly I feel kind of bad for the ladies/employees of Big sister as I can see an obvious drop in the already questionable quality of customers. On the flipside perhaps this will lead to huge crowds of gentlemen callers, and they will get to choose the cream of the crop? Eyyyyow that analogy even grossed me out. The main reason I even posted this article though, was I discovered this picture of the “Igloo Room”, which is one of the fantasy suites…you know where you can get your groove on FOR FREE! It appears someone has eaten the eskimos from the “Igloo Room”, and we might want to call animal control.

Bloomberg- full article

A few weeks ago while playing a friendly game of ball with my dog at the park I was totally mad dogged by a squirrel. He was posturing, making some kind of threat bark as he slowly creeped towards me down a tree! Maybe I’ll invite the little devil over to watch this video. Humans are pure evil, we will LAUNCH your furry ass out into the yard for no other reason than our amusement.

Link stolen from the Gizmodo popular stories of 2007