Well you could really make a long list of reasons why this would not be considered a good idea, however at the top of the “for my entertainment” list resides this gem of a news item. When seeking the perfect disguise to knock off a local liquor store this ass clown decided to wrap duct tape around his head. This perhaps trumps the guy who tried to pass himself off as a tree from a few months ago…the New Hampshire tree robber. When captured this guy here declared he was not the person they were looking for, so…it may have been another person casually browsing the store head wrapped in duct tape. Slice of the pork to Professor Peet for this fine link.

Duct tape bandit
Man wraps head in Duct Tape…receives Pork Banana stupidity award