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	<title>PorkBanana - Keeping Portland Oregon Weird!</title>
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		<title>Human Hay Bale</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rswelling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Best video of the day&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Thunder of Gigantic Serpent!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rswelling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow check out this trailer, the special effects will blow your mind! Is that the dude from the A-Team hahahah? This film was made in Hong Kong in 1980 by Godfrey Ho, and not released until 1988 (can&#8217;t imagine why). It seems well worth a Saturday matinee viewing doesn&#8217;t it?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow check out this trailer, the special effects will blow your mind! Is that the dude from the A-Team hahahah? This film was made in Hong Kong in 1980 by Godfrey Ho, and not released until 1988 (can&#8217;t imagine why). It seems well worth a Saturday matinee viewing doesn&#8217;t it?</p>
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		<title>Ever Wonder What it Feels Like to be a Bottle Rocket?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 18:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rswelling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy 4th of July you patriots! Go blow some shit up!]]></description>
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		<title>The Good, the Bad, and the Weird</title>
		<link>http://www.porkbanana.com/the-good-the-bad-and-the-weird/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 03:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rswelling</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pork]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It rains a lot in Portland during the winter so we tend to watch alot of films! Netflix has really helped this film addiction, and my good buddy JT hipped me to this awesome Korean western. If I learned one thing from this, a decent spaghetti western doesn&#8217;t really have to make any sense at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It rains a lot in Portland during the winter so we tend to watch alot of films! Netflix has really helped this film addiction, and my good buddy JT hipped me to this awesome Korean western. If I learned one thing from this, a decent spaghetti western doesn&#8217;t really have to make any sense at all&#8230;this movie is a total mess, but it still somehow manages to entertain front to end. Don&#8217;t try to follow what is going on, just enjoy the rowdy weird ride.</p>
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		<title>Turtle Shoe Rapist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rswelling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police have released this video of the elusive Turtle Shoe Rapist after he was captured for an extended period of time molesting a young hiker who got lost in the woods. He was identified by his signature &#8220;victory call of the wild&#8221; he emits while performing his insidious acts. While the TSR is extremely horny, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Russian Buffoon Predicts Our Demise</title>
		<link>http://www.porkbanana.com/russian-buffoon-predicts-our-demise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rswelling</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oregon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there has been a bit of talk over there in the great cold land of Russia about how we here in the US are headed down the path of civil war and toward a seemingly similar fate suffered there in the largest nation on Earth. Here is a link to the story provided to [...]]]></description>
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<p>So there has been a bit of talk over there in the great cold land of Russia about how we here in the US are headed down the path of civil war and toward a seemingly similar fate suffered there in the largest nation on Earth. Here is a <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123051100709638419.html" target="_blank">link to the story</a> provided to me by the <a href="http://www.markwyner.com" target="_blank">Laughing Daddy</a> himself who them proclaimed himself to be leading the charge to form our new <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Cascadia" target="_blank">Republic of Cascadia</a> up here in the Northwest. It does sound pretty sweet, as we will have our own <a href="http://zapatopi.net/bsa/militia/" target="_blank">Sasquatch militia</a> which sounds pretty formidable in theory doesn&#8217;t it?<br />
I think this <a href="http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/HC-GN187_Panari_BV_20081228131701.gif" target="_blank">asshat</a> may end up disappointed when his absurdist propaganda doesn&#8217;t quite pan out as predicted. While I&#8217;m not even entirely against the idea of distancing myself from many of the wackos of this great land of ours, you can take that <a href="http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/P1-AO116_RUSPRO_NS_20081228191715.gif" target="_blank">map of yours</a> that shows China ruling the Northwest, and bury it right up your frosty snow hole. This isn&#8217;t Russia pal, as much infighting as we have over here&#8230;we are still united as a majority in the end. We&#8217;ve made mistakes, however in case you didn&#8217;t notice, we (unlike Russia) are correcting our own mistakes, and have rallied to elect a leader we feel will bring about positive change. I&#8217;ve heard <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/asection/la-fg-russia-president31-2008dec31,0,4200112.story" target="_blank">rumors</a> you will be getting your KGB &#8220;president&#8221; back soon eh? Good luck with that.</p>
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		<title>The Definition of Cock Block</title>
		<link>http://www.porkbanana.com/the-definition-of-cock-block/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rswelling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Continuing on with our chicken themed posting, if you&#8217;ve read Watership Down you might think rabbits are pretty bad ass. However there&#8217;s a new sheriff in town y&#8217;all, and he&#8217;s got a posse of one, and he&#8217;s packin&#8217; beak. We don&#8217;t tolerate none of that there horseplay in our yard.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Continuing on with our chicken themed posting, if you&#8217;ve read Watership Down you might think rabbits are pretty bad ass. However there&#8217;s a new sheriff in town y&#8217;all, and he&#8217;s got a posse of one, and he&#8217;s packin&#8217; beak. We don&#8217;t tolerate none of that there horseplay in our yard.</p>
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		<title>Hen laying egg&#8230;AAHAHHAAAAAAAAAGGHHH</title>
		<link>http://www.porkbanana.com/hen-laying-eggaahahhaaaaaaaaagghhh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rswelling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Start your day with a fresh egg!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Start your day with a fresh egg!</p>
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		<title>Pumpkin Carving- Proof of evolution</title>
		<link>http://www.porkbanana.com/pumpkin-carving-proof-of-evolution/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rswelling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[C&#8217;mon folks check out these amazing pumpkin carvings for Halloween. You better work on your chops or you will be seriously left behind! This great site has a nice tutorial with examples of the tools used and the methods involved in creating a great carve. There are some seriously mind blowing examples! Villafane Studios- Pumpkin [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>C&#8217;mon folks check out these amazing pumpkin carvings for Halloween. You better work on your chops or you will be seriously left behind! This great site has a nice tutorial with examples of the tools used and the methods involved in creating a great carve. There are some seriously mind blowing examples!</p>
<p><a href='http://www.villafanestudios.com/pumpkins.htm'><img src="http://www.porkbanana.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pb_057_carving_pumpkin.jpg" alt="" title="pb_057_carving_pumpkin" width="320" height="338" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-417" /></a></p>
<p>Villafane Studios- <a href="http://www.villafanestudios.com/pumpkins.htm">Pumpkin Gallery</a></p>
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		<title>Zombie Pinup Calendar! Wicked hot undead chicks</title>
		<link>http://www.porkbanana.com/zombie-pinup-calendar-wicked-hot-undead-chicks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 20:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rswelling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hot babes and horror go together like Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups and my belly. Here is a great calendar filled with scenes that show even zombies can be sexy. Zombie Pinup Calendar]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hot babes and horror go together like Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups and my belly. Here is a great calendar filled with scenes that show even zombies can be sexy.</p>
<p><a href='http://www.myzombiepinup.com/' target='_blank'><img src="http://www.porkbanana.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pb_056_zombie_pinup.jpg" alt="" title="pb_056_zombie_pinup" width="320" height="256" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-413" /></a></p>
<p><a href='http://www.myzombiepinup.com/' target='_blank'><img src="http://www.porkbanana.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pb_056_zombie_pinup2.jpg" alt="" title="pb_056_zombie_pinup" width="320" height="256" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-413" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.myzombiepinup.com/" target="_blank">Zombie Pinup Calendar</a></p>
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