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Own your own B9!

rswelling — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:10:20 +0000

“Danger Danger Will Robinson, Dr. Smith approaching!”. Now you can own your very own Lost in Space robot replica thanks to the officially licensed B9 Creations. I have to say, the big guy looks pretty damn good. Sci-Fi nerds rejoice.

B9Creations Lost in Space Robot

Chainsaw Maid! She saws zombies dead

rswelling — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:20:39 +0000

Swiped this off BoingBoing…pretty great little claymation video featuring a mountain of clay gore, and a super chainsaw wielding maid, who would make Bruce Campbell proud.

Beware of the Idol

rswelling — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:05:40 +0000

wow…this is simply the best 8 minutes you can waste today. do it.

Let’s get high with the Lemurs

rswelling — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:10:52 +0000

We all like to get high now and again right? Well this has to be one of the weirdest methods I’ve ever seen…The Lemurs and the giant gross bug.

The perfect ending

rswelling — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:21:42 +0000

Shouldn’t all hidden camera shows end like this? Seriously.

I can break these cuffs!

rswelling — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:18:24 +0000

He climbs poles for a living in Vegas, what can I say? It’s a hazardous business, you might fall, you might get ripped off while yer up the pole…and then there is the cops, they seem to frown on that sorta thing, especially when you’re fucking loaded man…It’s when you’re loaded that you may mistakenly think you have super powers that go beyond the ability to climb the pole. Little pole man, we at Pork Banana salute you, you are a credit to the entertainment community.

ATHF movie intro

rswelling — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:36:10 +0000

So the ATHF film may not have been the greatest, it had it’s moments. The best part was the intro song and skit featuring the song by Mastodon and the angry food cart characters providing a lecture on etiquette you best remember…

George…

rswelling — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:44:52 +0000

I remember the first time I heard the infamous 7 words you can’t say on radio and tv. I was in elementary school and my best buddy Lee had invited me over to listen to comedy albums. We often spent time listening to Richard Pryor, Steve Martin, Cheech & Chong, and other popular 70’s comedy. We had to share headphones when we put on the Carlin so as not to alert the adults as we imbibed the filthy language. Much more than a comedian…or perhaps just the perfect embodiment of what a comedian should be, sharp wit, cultural and political discourse, and not afraid to step over the line into danger. George…I miss you already.

The 7 Words…

TS2 The Requiem

rswelling — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:35:54 +0000

Continuing along with the cheery heroin theme of the last post here is a pretty nice mash up of two great films from different ends of the spectrum. Requiem for a Dream and Toy story combine forces to bring all the joys of heroin use to the gleeful animated world of Pixar! “I know it’s pretty baby, but I didn’t take it out for air”.

Man busted wearing diaper full of heroin

rswelling — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:46:35 +0000

I swear I need to make a section for this site “No this really isn’t a story from the Onion”. Sounds like a good name for a punk rock song…

link- Heroin Diaper