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		<title>Human Hay Bale</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Best video of the day&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Thunder of Gigantic Serpent!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow check out this trailer, the special effects will blow your mind! Is that the dude from the A-Team hahahah? This film was made in Hong Kong in 1980 by Godfrey Ho, and not released until 1988 (can&#8217;t imagine why). It seems well worth a Saturday matinee viewing doesn&#8217;t it?]]></description>
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		<title>Ever Wonder What it Feels Like to be a Bottle Rocket?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy 4th of July you patriots! Go blow some shit up!]]></description>
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		<title>The Good, the Bad, and the Weird</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It rains a lot in Portland during the winter so we tend to watch alot of films! Netflix has really helped this film addiction, and my good buddy JT hipped me to this awesome Korean western. If I learned one thing from this, a decent spaghetti western doesn&#8217;t really have to make any sense at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.porkbanana.com/the-good-the-bad-and-the-weird/</link>
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		<title>Turtle Shoe Rapist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Police have released this video of the elusive Turtle Shoe Rapist after he was captured for an extended period of time molesting a young hiker who got lost in the woods. He was identified by his signature &#8220;victory call of the wild&#8221; he emits while performing his insidious acts. While the TSR is extremely horny, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Russian Buffoon Predicts Our Demise</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So there has been a bit of talk over there in the great cold land of Russia about how we here in the US are headed down the path of civil war and toward a seemingly similar fate suffered there in the largest nation on Earth. Here is a link to the story provided to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Definition of Cock Block</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Continuing on with our chicken themed posting, if you&#8217;ve read Watership Down you might think rabbits are pretty bad ass. However there&#8217;s a new sheriff in town y&#8217;all, and he&#8217;s got a posse of one, and he&#8217;s packin&#8217; beak. We don&#8217;t tolerate none of that there horseplay in our yard.]]></description>
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		<title>Hen laying egg&#8230;AAHAHHAAAAAAAAAGGHHH</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Start your day with a fresh egg!]]></description>
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		<title>Pumpkin Carving- Proof of evolution</title>
		<description><![CDATA[C&#8217;mon folks check out these amazing pumpkin carvings for Halloween. You better work on your chops or you will be seriously left behind! This great site has a nice tutorial with examples of the tools used and the methods involved in creating a great carve. There are some seriously mind blowing examples! Villafane Studios- Pumpkin [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zombie Pinup Calendar! Wicked hot undead chicks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hot babes and horror go together like Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups and my belly. Here is a great calendar filled with scenes that show even zombies can be sexy. Zombie Pinup Calendar]]></description>
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