What is this picture you might ask? Is it the Japanese Parliament? Some sort of new Asian sport similar to Rugby only in the nude? Simply an all male orgy in the freezing cold? Two of those answers are almost correct, it is a festival in Japan where ONLY men get nude (almost nude, the title is fortunately misleading) and douse themselves in freezing cold water…to prove their manliness. Perhaps they measure for shrinkage, and the one who’s dick you can still see…is the MAN, although since they are Asians…insert stereotypical joke here. After this clear demonstration of manliness they climax the festivities by getting up close and personal to wrestle over a “bag”. The reporter in the video closes out the segment beautifully by delivering this line without wavering one bit. “Finally…one hand clutches the bag above the throng”.

Japanese Naked Winter Fest

National Geographic- Japanese Naked Winter Fest

If you REALLY want to see a test of manliness check out this Amazon tribe and their friends the bullet ants…It’s called a bullet Ant because it hurts like you fucking got shot when the bitch stings you.