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Web of Love - Joi Lansing Scopitone film

May 23rd, 2008

Scopitone was a sort of video jukebox created in the early 60’s, considered the precursor to modern music videos. They debuted in France and primarily showed these campy 16mm film shorts. They are of course in retrospect all awesome! Here is a great one sent to me by Mr. Willis which will knock your socks off daddy.

More at Scopitones.com

Hell on Earth- Making The Devils

May 22nd, 2008

Ken Russell is a British film maker who has made numerous great films. Perhaps his greatest and most controversial was 1971’s The Devils. The film is a completely incredible horrifying yet beautifully insane vision based on real events in France, and ultimately how those in power use mythology in tandem with the gullibility of people, to aid themselves in removing their enemies. Here is a description from IMDB-

Cardinal Richelieu and his power-hungry entourage seek to take control of seventeenth-century France, but need to destroy Father Grandier - the priest who runs the fortified town that prevents them from exerting total control. So they seek to destroy him by setting him up as a warlock in control of a devil-possessed nunnery, the mother superior of which is sexually obsessed by him. A mad witch-hunter is brought in to gather evidence against the priest, ready for the big trial.

Below is a clip from a recently released hour long documentary on the making of the film. At the time of course this film was incredibly controversial. Today I doubt it could even get made by a mainstream film maker.

Hell on Earth- Part Two
Hell on Earth- Part Three

Banana Phone- Do the dance

May 20th, 2008

Are you feeling gay today? Maybe not gay enough? Do a little dance and make a call on the banana phone!

Proof that hippies evolve?

May 16th, 2008

Or just the results of an insane juggler who got stuck in a triangular drainage pipe one day? In order to take the leap from mundane park annoyance, to packing a theater full of people, you need to evolve. Michael Moschen shows us the results of evolution in the art of the juggle (damn that was gay). To help with the residual pain of having to watch a juggler, I included a Mitch Hedberg video…



Mitch Hedberg “Track 5 on the CD will not be Chainsaw Juggler”:

Han Solo Boob Grope!

May 13th, 2008

That’s right, watch that dirty scoundrel cop a feel! I think we all know who’s got the force…Harrison Ford, that’s who.

Take the blue pill Peter…

May 4th, 2008

Here is a pretty fun trailer for the upcoming Family Guy Matrix movie! I thought I had seen too much Family Guy, just imagine how much this person had to watch to gather and compile this. Some people sure have lots of time on their hands, it’s great that they spend it creating videos to entertain me! Thanks!

7 Year Old Latarian’s Joyride

May 2nd, 2008

This is awesome in so many ways…the next Biggie Smalls perhaps. I like how the police are charging him with Grand Theft Larceny…so they can get him into the “system” and get him some “help”.
“It’s fun to do bad stuff!”

Thnx to OPS for the link

Spread some butter! Digg comment parade

April 30th, 2008

Another classic Digg comment thread in response to this posted picture of some butter that looks like the sweet spot ‘tween yer mama’s legs, oh yeah let the Beavis and Butthead festivities begin!

This Butter is Acting Sexy

The Great Brain of Homer

April 27th, 2008

This microscopic photograph of a mouse’s brain which has been stained with color shares an amazing similarity in pattern with this other shot of the universe…perhaps The Simpsons have it right after all…”weeeird”.

Keep your life private! or best party trick ever

April 26th, 2008

take a wizz in private

If you are unfortunate enough to have a job which requires you to pee into a cup and pass some kind of absurd fucking test, to keep working, this might be a necessity…so you can also continue to indulge in those things that make such a job just slightly more bearable than death. Or you might just want to whip out your fake penis (guys or gals!) at the next office party and spray some apple juice into the mouth of your closest friend. Either way check out this whizzinator.