Are you feeling gay today? Maybe not gay enough? Do a little dance and make a call on the banana phone!

Or just the results of an insane juggler who got stuck in a triangular drainage pipe one day? In order to take the leap from mundane park annoyance, to packing a theater full of people, you need to evolve. Michael Moschen shows us the results of evolution in the art of the juggle (damn that was gay). To help with the residual pain of having to watch a juggler, I included a Mitch Hedberg video…

Mitch Hedberg “Track 5 on the CD will not be Chainsaw Juggler”:

That’s right, watch that dirty scoundrel cop a feel! I think we all know who’s got the force…Harrison Ford, that’s who.

Here is a pretty fun trailer for the upcoming Family Guy Matrix movie! I thought I had seen too much Family Guy, just imagine how much this person had to watch to gather and compile this. Some people sure have lots of time on their hands, it’s great that they spend it creating videos to entertain me! Thanks!

This is awesome in so many ways…the next Biggie Smalls perhaps. I like how the police are charging him with Grand Theft Larceny…so they can get him into the “system” and get him some “help”.
“It’s fun to do bad stuff!”

Thnx to OPS for the link

Another classic Digg comment thread in response to this posted picture of some butter that looks like the sweet spot ‘tween yer mama’s legs, oh yeah let the Beavis and Butthead festivities begin!

This Butter is Acting Sexy

This microscopic photograph of a mouse’s brain which has been stained with color shares an amazing similarity in pattern with this other shot of the universe…perhaps The Simpsons have it right after all…”weeeird”.

If you are unfortunate enough to have a job which requires you to pee into a cup and pass some kind of absurd fucking test, to keep working, this might be a necessity…so you can also continue to indulge in those things that make such a job just slightly more bearable than death. Or you might just want to whip out your fake penis (guys or gals!) at the next office party and spray some apple juice into the mouth of your closest friend. Either way check out this whizzinator.

This amazing security camera footage captures the ordeal of one Nicolas White as he takes the longest smoke break ever…not his choice I’m pretty sure, I’ll bet he’s glad it was not a coffee break.

The magazine’s offices were on the forty-third floor of the McGraw-Hill Building, an unadorned tower added to Rockefeller Center in 1972. When White finished his cigarette, he returned to the lobby and, waved along by a janitor buffing the terrazzo floors, got into Car No. 30 and pressed the button marked 43. The car accelerated. It was an express elevator, with no stops below the thirty-ninth floor, and the building was deserted. But after a moment White felt a jolt. The lights went out and immediately flashed on again. And then the elevator stopped. Read Full Story

And the winner is…Hypnotoad! You will obey.