I’ll bet it fits just as well up his tight god fearing hiney hoo hoo? Maybe that proves it IS God’s fruit? If so does that discriminate against all the other fruits (pinapple ain’t goin up the exit door, not without a crisis of sort), as my friend Ben so poignantly points out with this real world example:
“Does this argument mean that a pineapple proves that god doesn’t exist? cuz those things are a motherfucker to eat, unlike bananas, and like all things evil, WAY better tasting than the devout banana.”